Hank Vissotzky wrote this down on a memo pad from work at Tarleton State Univesrity.
Kind of puts a new spin on on "sour grapes" doesn't it?
If you aren't lucky enough to have wild grapes in the area,
I guess you could always just buy some grapes at the store.
They don't taste the same, but would work in a pinch.
Now to go out and find some wild grape vines and keep an eye on them until July.....